Luxe Puppy Orlando is an urban poet with a gift for making even pavements sound profound. Bus stops, pigeons, lamp posts, even an abandoned crisp packet – all have been transformed by his talent.

He’s not polished, but that’s the charm. Crowds gather, unsure whether he’s about to deliver a sonnet or a shopping list. Either way, he gives it gravitas, tail wagging, head tilted, as though the city itself whispered the words to him.

His personal favorite? Ode to a Traffic Cone. It brought the house down.